Search of the Day

I was wondering what would happen if you skipped jury duty.* **
Ah, so I'm not the first to wonder. Also: people are REALLY worried about babies.

I'm pretty sure that ALL of these are bad ideas.

Interestingly, the two things people are actually dying to know (enough to come up twice on this search thing) are what happens when you die and what happens when you swallow gum.

"What happened on my birthday" is a pretty good one. It'd be really handy if Google answered what happened when you get blackout drunk. I wouldn't be for it, though, because Texts From Last Night would seriously get less interesting.

My favorite is "what does my name mean". How is Google supposed to answer if you don't include your name? My second favorite is "what does smh mean" because I've searched that.

* I would not actually skip jury duty. I'm pretty much the least badass person in the world.

**By the way, if you skip jury duty without calling, they issue a warrant for your arrest. Just for the record.